Favorite Eastbound and Down Quote - NSFW

**LCAS_712** · September 28th, 2010, 10:27 PM

Whats everybody's?

**LCAS_712** · September 28th, 2010, 10:33 PM

Kid in Gym Class: My dad said you ruined baseball!
Kenny Powers: You know what? I can already tell that I don't like you! And I'm probably not going to like you no matter how many pull-ups or push-ups you do! If anybody wants to pick on anybody in class, aim for him, cause I aint watching

**LCAS_712** · September 28th, 2010, 10:34 PM

Girl P.E. Student #1: Is it true you were in jail?
Kenny Powers: No babe, rehab.
Girl P.E. Student #2: Did you hurt yourself?
Kenny Powers: No, I didn't hurt myself.
Girl P.E. Student #2: 'Cause Coach Booth said after his back surgery he has to go to rehab.
Kenny Powers: Oh okay. Yeah I hurt myself, I hurt my nose.

**Ironlung** · September 29th, 2010, 07:50 AM

Cassie Powers: Her name is Rose, named after Ms. Kate Winslet in the movie 'Titanic'.
Kenny Powers: [laughs] Y'all named your daughter after ****ing 'Titanic'?
Dustin Powers: Cassie's favorite movie.
Kenny Powers: [laughs] Wow, you gotta be ****tin' me.
[points to Dustin's son]
Kenny Powers: What's his name, ****in' Shrek?

Marcus Shank: [sitting behind Kenny, on his cell phone] Hey, you're never gonna believe who's sitting in front of me. Kenny ****ing Powers. No ****. Yeah, it's him. No, hell no, he looks like ****. He looks like a big bag full of mashed up ass hole.

**Ironlung** · September 29th, 2010, 08:07 AM

The quote I posted above is in this video. Of course like anything from E&D it's very not safe for work but funny as hell.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgDaVLCaBzQ"]YouTube - BEST OF KENNY POWERS[/ame]